HelloWorld — это просто?

Введение

Открывая любой учебник по языку программирования мы первым делом видим простой прмер, показывающий программисту базовые возможности языка. Обычно в качестве такого примера выступает всеми любимый вывод «HelloWorld» на экран. Все давно привыкли к тому, что такой пример просто реализует минимальную структуру программы, и не дает забросить книгу куда-нибудь в уборную на дальнюю полку. Но существует некоторые языки программирования в которых вывод сообщения на экран не является такой уж тривиальной задачей. Ниже будет приведено несколько простых примеров.

ТОП 10

10 место

Язык brainfuck. Всем давно известный (поэтому на 10 месте по извращениям) язык программирования. Несмотря на свой взрывающий мозг синтаксис, brainfuck обладает тьюринговой полнотой. Более подробно можно прочитать тут.
HelloWorld на «brainfuck»:

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9 место

Язык G-Code. Язык программирования устройств с числовым программным управлением.
Более подробно можно прочитать тут.
HelloWorld на «G Code»:
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8 место

Язык рецептов Chef. Что тут сказать? Хотите приготовить HelloWorld — милости прошу. Подробнее читайте тут.
HelloWorld на «Chef»:

This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force
way. It also makes a lot of food for one person.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl. Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put red salmon into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put water into the mixing bowl. Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put eggs into the mixing bowl. Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the
mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

7 место

HQ9+. Собственно не совсем язык программирования, т. к. не обладает тьюринговой полнотой. Зато он может выводить HelloWorld, и еще парочку вещей, которые должен обязательно написать начинающий программист… Прекрасно подойдет для изучения даже непрофессионалами. Не забудьте указать в своем резюме что знаете данный язык. Подробнее тут.
HelloWorld на «HQ9+»:

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6 место

Ook. Замечательные язык если вы орангутанг. Язык основан на brainfuck.
HelloWorld на «Ook»:

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5 место

Piet. Если Вы любите рисовать, то этот язык для Вас. В качестве программ для этого языка выступает разноцветное изображение. Подробнее читаем тут.
HelloWorld на «Piet»:

4 место

Whirl. Если Вы начинающий программист, то немедленно закройте глаза и перейдите к следующему пункту. Читаем тут.
HelloWorld на «Whirl»:

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3 место

Whitespace. Управляющими конструкциями языка являются только непечатаемые символы (пробелы, перевод строки, табуляция), все остальные символы игнорируются. Прекрасный язык для программиста с идентификационным кодом 007. Читаем тут.
HelloWorld на «Whitespace»:

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2 место

BIT. К сожалению ничего не могу сказать по этому языку, т. к. в силу специфики названия, Google отказался мне помогать.
HelloWorld на «BIT»:

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1 место

Shakespeare. По моему мнению абсолютный победитель. Если ваша страсть — это писать пьесы, и Вы хотите изучить какой-нибудь язык программирования — советую приглядеться поближе. Читаем тут.
Смотрим HelloWorld на «Shakespeare» тут:

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!

Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!

[Exeunt]

И напоследок

Все программы автор честно стянул написал. Также стоит посмотреть на HelloWorld на других языках. Большой список размещен тут.
Спасибо за внимание.