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    Человеческие возможности безграничны

    <hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
    <hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
    <hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
    <hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
    <hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
    <hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
    <Jck_true> Sweet
    <Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
    <hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
    <hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
    Comment: ##programming on FreeNode
    http://qdb.us/262095?%2F

    humour

    Человеческие возможности безграничны

    <hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
    <hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
    <hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
    <hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
    <hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
    <hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
    <Jck_true> Sweet
    <Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
    <hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
    <hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
    Comment: ##programming on FreeNode
    http://qdb.us/262095?%2F